wario not being atomised in the face of a nuke is a testament to his durability

genuinely was expecting it to cut to reality where the eva mech is getting fucked

"it really isnt, you just suck at cooking"

hate the one stage thats just a square fence. besides that, really fun

got the game on itch. currently trying to see if i can win by seducing the king

stopped at the first boss because all the little annoyances that make it challenging become near impossible there. like every attack having a slight knock back, which is fine right up until youre in a bullet hell shooter. it could still work if not for the fact that the game uses an auto targeting system which means you have barely any control over where you get knocked back or what youre even shooting at. its all kinds of annoying because you cant attack from a safe distance without it aiming at a zombie outside the screen which in turn knocks you into a attack you wouldve avoided. Finally the watering being grid based but not really is just a fun cherry on top of it all

dont give her a cigarette, shes like 70% lung

absolutely unhinged anatomy

iether the body suit has an open scalp, or chelsie has a wig for the sole purpose of being identifiable in a full body suit